Character Evaluators T-Shirts

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Real Estate Personals

Rodin's Irish Judge

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

Critics In Love

'This is the time when the University started to rank our research by the number of publications, not the quality of the publications...'

Sex Score

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

Film critic critics

"You ever watch 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'?"

'You say here you're a people person.'

"Would you describe yourself as a bold character?"

"Your life's story lacks a protagonist."

'Government performance targets reach unprecedented levels.'

'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'

Quasimodo Zit.

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

Talk of charities 'providing their impact' is dangerous and misleading.

A couple look at a graph on their bed

'I have a strong sense of right and wrong, but I'm hoping to overcome it.'

Notable noses Vol. 83.

Double personality

Mr. Carker in his hour of triumph

"Sometimes, I think you enjoy the performance review more than the sex."

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

'Deep, deep down, life is shallow.'

'Sorry, you'll have to wait - now I have a call...'