Character Count Enthusiast Mugs

"Your twitter account is phenomenal. Each tweet is limited to 140 characters, but it seems much longer."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

The Proust of Twitter

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"Swing me with your words."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Heaven

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Flytrap nerd.

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

Giant

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Film critic critics

"Would you describe yourself as a bold character?"

"Your life's story lacks a protagonist."

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

"You ever watch 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'?"

Enola Holmes/Millie Bobby Brown

"Very nice, but what's the thread count?"

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

'I think the cartoonist is trying to cover all his options.'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

"What can I say? God made me this way!"

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

Fagin from Oliver Twist