Character Collectibles Admirer Mugs

"Smoked hickory muppet jerky."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Cow of BEEF

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Inaction Figure

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

The Missing Bell

Flytrap nerd.

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

A mad scientist.

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

The Neighbours from Hell....

Giant

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'Not only the slot in the back is considered offensive to my people. It's that, given the times, we don't want to be associated with your line of business.'

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

"I'm ex SAS and an expert in martial arts.I once took on 10 men single handed...."

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

Butterfly

Enola Holmes/Millie Bobby Brown

'I think the cartoonist is trying to cover all his options.'

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

Hadleyville Has-Beens

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'

"I hear you're having trouble keeping up with the rest of your platoon. What seems to be the problem, private?"

Fagin from Oliver Twist