Character Admirers Mugs

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Wotan with eye patch

Cow of BEEF

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

Peter Lorre caricature

W.C. Fields

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

The Missing Bell

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

A mad scientist.

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

The Neighbours from Hell....

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Martin Clunes

The Wicked Witch goes pet shopping.

Hadleyville Has-Beens

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

Quasimodo Zit.

"Describe this girl you saw running away from the scene."

Camouflage Waldo

". . . So why, exactly, was the price drastically reduced?"

Vampire

"I don’t talk to Christopher Robin anymore but I will consider a reunion special."

Paul Scofield.

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

I make the aquaintance of Miss Mowcher

"Smoked hickory muppet jerky."

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"