Character Analyst Pillows

'I have a strong sense of right and wrong, but I'm hoping to overcome it.'

A Good Judge.

Film critic critics

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Your life's story lacks a protagonist."

"I thought I liked him despite his affectations. It turned out all I really liked were his affectations."

Egoism

"Would you describe yourself as a bold character?"

Double personality

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

The psychiatrist.

If you were an iceberg...

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

"May I air-quote you?"

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

H. J. Eysenck

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

'The good news is that our latest campaign has MASSIVELY improved understanding of the job status and prospects.'

"Hitting me on the head with your club and dragging me by my hair back to the cave is not my idea of seduction."

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

"You ever watch 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'?"

"I can't tell if I'm being overly sensitive or you're being a cold, controlling, maniacal jerk."