Character Analysis Pillows

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Reading my Critics

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Six Thinking Hats

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

Film Star Robert de Niro

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Profit slump

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

Micro and Macro Department,

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

"Remember, data doesn't tell the whole story."

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

Political Analysis

W.C. Fields

'Please disregard the previous message about the imminent collapse of the global economy'

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

If you were an iceberg...

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"What's my motivation?"

"Sir, he left a suicide deck."

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

Richard Taruskin

"I had an amazing hug dream."

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'