Chapter Dreamer Gifts

My Obituary

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

ET Mishap

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'