Chapter Dreamer Gifts

My Obituary

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

ET Mishap

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'