Chaotic Kitchen Captain Mugs

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Kitchen Tetris

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Is that pancake ready yet?

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Man's cooking explodes.

Vegetable Cook

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Cooking

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

Disaster in the kitchen.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

"I mean, he does have a point."

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"