Chaotic Journey Taker Mugs

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

The Lost World: You are Here

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Stubborn Horse

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Signs of Stress

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

A dream of consequence

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

Careful

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"So you don't want to come along?"

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

Department to Control Government Growth - 'We need more room.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Going to the pub with kids...

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

"The therapeutic petting zoo creatures have calmed the office, but the cleaning crew is freaking out!"

'It's for you.'

'Oh my God! Call the Feng Shui expert!'