Chaotic Dorm Room Aficionado Prints

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Newborn Chaos

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

Abandon all hope ye who enter here,

Cloak Rooms

'Ok, who threw that?'

'Since I put you on report Tuesday, Simkins, I've collected this lot!'

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Topping it all off, parents now want us to see if we can bring in UN Peace Keepers.'

History Class Moved to Room 318. The class relocated because of this mess. The pipe breaking was a "history changing" event.

"Every day it's the same. My class starts out as Sesame Street and ends up as Jerry Springer."

'I'm afraid Miss Johnson has lost control of her class!'

'It was animal day at school...I had a dog, Merry had a cat, Robert had a tarantula, and the teacher had a cow.'

'It's over there behind the...'

"I think Mr. Jackson is dismissing the class!"

"This is going to be a fun year."

"Alright, who was it? I said no one is to make a peep!"