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"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Future garbage truck driver.

Homo Gamus

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'George! This way quick!'

Dog Day Afternoon

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

Steadman - The Early Years.

Falling for art

The Secret Life of Pens

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'