Chaotic Assembler T-Shirts

"It says some assembly required... and that's just to return it!"

"Young Frankenstein"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Caution: use only under child supervison

DIY horror.

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"The employees from the two companies are adapting very well to the merger. I wish I could say the same about the computer systems!"

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

The AdRams Family no.15 - Godzilla screensaver

Wallpaper over a door.

When computers are attacked by Spam.

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"Don't you know anything? All you have to do is point and click!"

'No, you don't get a check because your computer is disabled.'

'You should have ordered - this is the last cake in the shop...'

Elydale Church: Assembly Required.

"Always throw in a few extra pieces, it drives the safety conscious parents crazy"

Happy Bear Toy Factory