Chaos Navigators Gifts

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

"I think we need to spnd more time with the children,how many have we got?"

"Nobody said it would be easy!"

After School Club - 'His parents were supposed to pick him up in 1996.'

Having It All

"I wanted to give you a heads-up about the caller on line three, but I see I'm a bit late..."

"Sometimes it feels like the whole world's been turned upside down."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

'At least we'll be eligible for the government's boiler scrappage scheme!'

"Recalculating."

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

"It was errible, another world, the noise, the crowds, the sense of despair. And that was just the airport."

"Spit it out! Now!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Stubborn Horse

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Signs of Stress

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

A dream of consequence

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Careful

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

Department to Control Government Growth - 'We need more room.'