Chaos Courter T-Shirts

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"I'm so good at this!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Dog Day Afternoon

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Paper Trail

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

Disorder in the Court!

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

The horn of paper