Chaos Cook Prints

Woman wearing t-shirt reading 'I married a chemist.'

Cook and Octopus

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Cookbooks

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Future garbage truck driver.

Kitchen Tetris

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Is that pancake ready yet?

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Anti-inflammation recipes

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Recipes.

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Disorder in the Court!

"I mean, he does have a point."

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab