Chaos Combatants Prints

Christmas Shopping for Dummies

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Quick, start the car!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Interior design trends for parents....

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Riding School Chaos

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Bears going water skiing.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Great Therapy!'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"