Chaos Capturers Prints

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Caution: use only under child supervison

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Stockwell's day

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Turn Down For What.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

A Mom's Purse

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Disorder in the Court!

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.