Channeling Mugs

"It appears to be a group message from the other side. Do you want to Reply All?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"In da house"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

"There's the remote!"

A signaller directing pallbearers

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"Sky, sir?"

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

"He thinks it's important to communicate with his plants."

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

God changes the channel with his remote.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

'What is important, is that not only has Koko the gorilla been taught basic sign language, but that she can use that knowledge to communicate meaningful and complex ideas.'

'Seeker of enlightenment, it may be wise to reconsider your mantra.'

Jeremy Corbyn Colouring Book

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."

Tweet

'I tell you, he just sits in back of that thing all day.'

"I'm sorry, Steve. We voted you off the island."

"Roughly translated, it says: this wall is now available on video and DVD."

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

'What's it to be? An overbearing chef, an overbearing interior designer, or an overbearing gardener?'

'I've never read any classics, although I have caught snippets of Masterpiece Theater while channel surfing.'

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."