Channel Surfing Competitor Mugs

'I hope you realise that speed channel surfing isn't an olympic sport.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

How I met your mother

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Remote control wars.

"In da house"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

Transformation of Man into Monster.

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"How many new sitcoms will it make before they find a decent one?" "About twenty something"

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

Mind control

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'