Celestial Channel Surfer Mugs

'I thought there'd be more to heaven than endless repeats of 'Stars on Sunday'.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

TV-Man

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"In da house"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Surfing alien.

Give Way To Cyclists

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

Mind control

"How many new sitcoms will it make before they find a decent one?" "About twenty something"

Transformation of Man into Monster.