Changing Room Escapist Prints

'I came out to grab a larger size and got locked out of the change room.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'I've got a board meeting!'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'

'Ejection, your Honor!!'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

"Meet my cats - Step Over Me, Dust Around Me, and Sit Somewhere Else."

Dangerous tax audits.

'Tell me if this hurts.'

"You know, on second thought maybe I'll take the stairs."

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

'Only six more floors to my cubicle.'

Peeping Periscope.

"You're a very lucky man, Mr. David. Your insurance covers it."

"Careful, he can smell your boredom."

Megacorp Boardroom. Then it's agreed --- I'll call the stockholder's meeting to order, Johnson will read the quarterly report, and Ernie will drive the getaway car.

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name