Change-resistant Individual Pillows

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

America, are we learning anything?

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Covid and Restarting School

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

COVID Devotion

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Flag bearers

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"Jack! Would it kill you to just once try evolving?!"

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"This is the time of year when you begin to appreciate the 'Time's' fuller coverage."

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'