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'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"Openness and transparency are a big part of our corporate mythos."

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the recruitment and training of new staff to replace the staff we laid off."

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

'Don't let anyone in without an appointment, and don't give anyone an appointment.'

"You bring up an important concern, but I'm looking for a problem that better fits my preconceived solution."

Above reproach.

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

Me and my money are soon parted

Job complaints on road signs.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Get me a young fella-me-lad with a jib I like the cut of."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

'I know it's a lot of money but we can't avoid it any longer.'

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

'Just wanted to step in say: we have a great consulting firm on this floor.'