Change Management Contemplator Mugs

"...so I guess it's time to restructure again!"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Experts through the ages.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

Recycling centre

Change, Change, Change, Change.

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'Just wanted to step in say: we have a great consulting firm on this floor.'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

'He may have swallowed too much change.'

'Ah, look, it left a little microchip trail.'

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

Boss: 'Change is good!' Employees: 'Who's getting fired?'

Walk the dog.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'

For use when tweaking the paradigm just isn't cutting it any more.

'We're only ten tech support calls away from another free pizza!'

"Actually I was hoping you'd change his mind with the strength of your arguments and your innate erudition."

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.'

'Find out if 'Snap, Crackle, Barf' is actionable.'