Chandler Cheerleaders Pillows

Matthew Perry.

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Jumping cheerleaders

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

"Oh my, I've really fallen behind on the paperwork."

"J is the reason for the season."

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

Good Dog!...Bad dog!...Good dog!....Nice dog!...Very bad dog!....Good dog!....Good dog!...Naughty dog!..."

Santa Therapist

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

'It's CHRISTMAS!'