Champion Stroller Pusher Prints

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

Chris Froome

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

Distractions: Work Disputes

Happy Tots Day Care.

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

"There's the remote!"

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

Bureaucrat

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

Muhammed Ali RIP

Poker Moms

"She's not fast . . . but she gets you there."

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

'You spoil that dog, Fred.'

"What's next?"