Champion Stroller Pusher Mugs

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Distractions: Work Disputes

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

"There's the remote!"

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

Bureaucrat

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

"She's not fast . . . but she gets you there."

Poker Moms

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

'You spoil that dog, Fred.'

Great customer care is not optional.

"What's next?"

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.