Champagne Shower Enthusiast Mugs

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Sloaney Pony.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Bubbly

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

With Compliments

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Champagne

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Champagne at the hunt

Wine at the Bar

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Champagne Charlie.

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

The Waiter

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."

Friends and champagne

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Sabrage

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'

'Happy New Year!'