Champagne Shower Enthusiast Mugs

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Sloaney Pony.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Bubbly

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

With Compliments

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Champagne

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

Champagne Charlie.

Wine at the Bar

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Champagne at the hunt

Lady drinking Champagne.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

The Waiter

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."

Sabrage

Friends and champagne

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'

'Happy New Year!'