Champagne Production Pillows

The Vineyard

Sloaney Pony.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Champagne

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Bubbly

Deflator mouse

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

With Compliments

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Champagne

Sabrage!

Champagne at the hunt

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

Wine at the Bar

Champagne Charlie.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Lady drinking Champagne.

Lunch

The Waiter

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

The night they invented champagne.

"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."