Chameleons Prints

"Who left the back door open?"

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

"Hey, isn't that your "ex" over the road?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Farmer's Market.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Like Minded

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

Dye now, pay later!

"It's like I'm invisible."

"You can't hide from child support."

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'

Name

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

"I don't care what the pet store salesman claimed. I don't think there's a 'well-camouflaged' chameleon on that leash."