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"Check out our page on Facebook."

'But I digress...'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Draw your own path."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"I love your work!"

Information booth attendant solves equation

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

The History Teacher

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

Smiley Victory Fingers

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

I thought you might want to color it in. Color chalk. 1 1 1 2 1 1 4 4 5 5

I will not waste chalk

Parent/Teacher conjugation

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Abstract Paintings.

'Every once in a while my right brain throws something in.'

Oh, sorry, I didn

'My formula is incontrovertible proof that there is no such thing as a foolproof formula.'