Chalk Allergy Challenger Prints

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Draw your own path."

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

I will not waste chalk kid...

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

I will not waste chalk

I thought you might want to color it in. Color chalk. 1 1 1 2 1 1 4 4 5 5

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

'...Or not.'

Oh, sorry, I didn

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

'I tried to call the math hotline, but predictably, I got the wrong number.'

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

'Chalk is so retro. Why haven't you upgraded to an interactive electronic whiteboard?'

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

'One more line and I'll have filled the whole board.'

Boy about to get caught drawing on a wall

"Life is complicated. Ordering coffee should be, too."

"Most of you won't know what this is. It's a blackboard."

"Amazing chalk stories all true!" "I did a child's drawing." "I was a body outline." "I was a math equation."

"I'm really sorry, Mr. Thompson... it seems I got the chalk mixed up with the birdseed!"