Chakra Harmonizer Gifts

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Show off."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Remote work

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Trumpet and birds

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

Musician

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Internal Clock

A beekeeper with their bees

"Synchronized sitting"

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Cellist

I love Yoga

Celestial reading lamp.

Celestial Music

"Harps only? Down, please."

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

"I understand that your chakra may be 'out of alignment', but can we check first if your broken arm might be causing your pain?"

Harper Playing the Rain