Chakra Aligner Pillows

"You MAY be right and the pain may be the result of a 'misaligned chakra' but just humour me and let's see if the broken leg has anything to do with it!"

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Show off."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Third eye

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

Yoga in Heaven

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

"It's a new tally board I've been using. For every random act of kindness I perform, I allow myself three really spiteful acts of nastiness!"

I love Yoga

Exercise for the end of the day...

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

CBD Oil for Neurotics

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

Chiropractor and Veterinarian.

New Year's Resolutions...

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

"I understand that your chakra may be 'out of alignment', but can we check first if your broken arm might be causing your pain?"

Chiropractor

"Oom..."

"Since Bob's started meditation, he's been able to control his foul temps a lot better..."

"Those rocks? Oh, they're not a problem until we actually hit them."

'...I can accept that bad things sometimes happen to good people. What drives me nuts is how all the good things always seem to happen to people I can't stand!'

'You might be right that your pain results from a misaligned Charkra...but just humour me and let's see if the broken leg has anything to do with it?'

Popping another charisma pill may do the trick!

"Do you believe in karma?"