Chairman Of Charm Gifts

Aggressive Salesman Wanted: 'You're hired!'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'If sales don't improve incrementally... our business outlook will change excrementally...'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Pin the blame on the donkey.

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

You're the olive in my martini

"Check out this new store."

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

You said you wanted me to speak to the chairman of Hardcastle industries - I've just realised that's me.

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

You said you wanted to speak to the chairman of Zapco Steel - I've just realised that's me.

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Swing me with your words."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'May I have the key to your heart?'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"