Chairman Of Charm Gifts

Aggressive Salesman Wanted: 'You're hired!'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'If sales don't improve incrementally... our business outlook will change excrementally...'

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Pin the blame on the donkey.

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

You're the olive in my martini

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

You said you wanted me to speak to the chairman of Hardcastle industries - I've just realised that's me.

"Check out this new store."

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

"Swing me with your words."

You said you wanted to speak to the chairman of Zapco Steel - I've just realised that's me.

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..