Chair Hog Enthusiast Mugs

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Dog Park Zoom

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'What, They're comfortable.'

Look,that is not your Daddy

Reserved Parking

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Skier.

Introverted Chair

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"Love is blind."

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

"USA map"

Sitting down

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'Without government help we can forget about the extra large directors' chairs.'

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.