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Piano Stocks.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Orchestra.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Punk Reindeer

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"And this is where we all gave up."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

Jumping cheerleaders

Volcaniax

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Robbie Williams

Ray Davies

The Little Drummer Boy.

Ozzy Osbourne

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

Gangsta wrap.

A 60's pop group

Angus McKinnon Young

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Joe Perry.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Robert Burns

Imagine Dragons

Guitar.

Rock n'roll.

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

'Is that you, Take That?'