Cgi Fan Prints

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

Running

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'I win!'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"Now you've done it!"

It's got off-street parking for 952 corgi cars'

What next?!

Emperor and cat.

"Foul!"

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Running machine with pothole.

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'Giles has got his first follower on Twitter so we thought we'd have a few people round for drinks, just a small celebration...'

Wait, you took how many steps?