Cervantes Admirer Gifts

Don Quixote attacks wind farm

'En un lugar de La Mancha...'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Hildegard von Bingen

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Troys'R'Us.

Robert Schumann

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Sabrage!

Charles Baudelaire

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"I dropped my goblet!"

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

J. M. W. Turner

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

Atomic Bear: Part 12

A Real Pinata Surprise

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Diogenes and tourists

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

Atomic Bear: Part 20

Ian Fleming

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

Discobolus of Myron and Cerberus

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'