Cervantes Admirer Gifts

Don Quixote attacks wind farm

'En un lugar de La Mancha...'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Hildegard von Bingen

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Troys'R'Us.

Robert Schumann

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Sabrage!

Charles Baudelaire

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"I dropped my goblet!"

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

A Real Pinata Surprise

J. M. W. Turner

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

Diogenes and tourists

Ian Fleming

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

Discobolus of Myron and Cerberus

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.