Ceremony Spectator Prints

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Zumma Cum Laude

'They call it the people dance.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Next time the pastor asks if you know what his sermon was about, the answer is not about three hours.'

Double Wedding

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Oscar Victory

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Christening

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

Swearing a Child.

An awkward moment during the coronation...

A bit of serious pantomime. - A message from the Lords.

"No, of course I don't want you to catch a nasty cold but..."

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

"I do if she does."

'Will you love, honour, and share custody of the remote control so long as you both shall live?'