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'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Graduates on their phones

'No, but thanks for asking,'

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'What, They're comfortable.'

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

Tribal masks.

Double Wedding

Animals of the Royal Wedding

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

Marriage Returns

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

RETIREMENT VOWS

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

'No, the answer is: d ) All of the above.'

Christening

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'