Cereal Entrepreneur Mugs

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Power breakfast.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"I go soggy in the bath."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal