Cereal Entrepreneur Mugs

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Power breakfast.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"I go soggy in the bath."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"