Century Club Member T-Shirts

100th Birthday

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Niche Extracurriculars

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Men drinking

Pole Vaulting Club

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

"Everyone says I'm crazy and avoids me because I don't panic despite of corona, climate change or inflation. . ."

Late again.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

'Oh please, lots of people have worse commutes than you.'

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

The Illuminati of the Subway

"Carl made retirement plans with his money, but not with his time."

'We play in the cat protection league.'

A rival club

Girl Guided Missile

"Sorry I'm late. Heavy traffic."

'Typical!'

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