Centenarian Cheerleader Pillows

'Well, if you were on the verge of 100, I'd let you reach it.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Ice Skater

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

Lemonade - Serving this community since 10:18am

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'60 is the new 40.'

Labour Protests

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

"School starts soon...."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

Santa Claus Falls Victim to Global Warming

'I'm afraid we'll have to get a Santa who can remember his lines'

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid..

The motherhood

'Perhaps this would feel less painful if you try focusing on your own life rather than living vicariously through mine.'

Blue Balloon

Big Society Bank

"Looks like Santa left something for everyone."

"You don't have to smile THAT much when we take down the tree."

'I try to keep the Christmas Spirit all year long, but usually run out of money in March.'

Old people sign - Whatever

Fielder being carried away on stretcher, team mate sympathetically says 'Well held, Tony'

'Bev has become the neighborhood soccer mom.'

Belleville Toy Store Next Exit (Scream until daddy pulls the car over.

Next rest area 8 feet

Checking the closet.