Censuses Pillows

"Do I report in daily or just once a year?"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

National Everything Awareness Day

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Trump Poutine

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

The Russian Election.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Joe Biden

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Palin 2012

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

2016 election squabbles!

Election 2020

Honest Voting Stickers

Joe Biden