Census T-Shirts

Discover our fun census-themed t-shirts, designed for data enthusiasts. With witty slogans and eye-catching designs, these shirts turn census curiosity into a stylish statement.

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'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'

'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.' mockup

'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'

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Now on sale at the Canadian House of Commons gift shop...

Now on sale at the Canadian House of Commons gift shop... mockup

Now on sale at the Canadian House of Commons gift shop...

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"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."

"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'." mockup

"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."

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The Jeopardy of Progress

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Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100. mockup

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

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'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.' mockup

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

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'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!' mockup

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

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Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope mockup

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

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World Production.

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"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates." mockup

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

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Population rocket

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The Problem with World Population Growth

The Problem with World Population Growth mockup

The Problem with World Population Growth

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'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!' mockup

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

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'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...' mockup

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

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"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count." mockup

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

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"You call yourselves a demographic?" mockup

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

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I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you? mockup

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

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"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing." mockup

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

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U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation. mockup

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

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OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.' mockup

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

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First and last day as census taker... mockup

First and last day as census taker...

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'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.' mockup

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

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Aging population in Cuba

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'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.' mockup

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

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"Well, could you give me a ballpark number?"

"Well, could you give me a ballpark number?" mockup

"Well, could you give me a ballpark number?"

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"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!" mockup

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

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"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

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"I'm not taking cookies, I'm practicing my counting."

"I'm not taking cookies, I'm practicing my counting." mockup

"I'm not taking cookies, I'm practicing my counting."

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'Suzy, I hate to break the news to you like this, but there's a good reason why your new boyfriend doesn't fit in amongst the townsfolk too well...Yes Suzy. He's a Notorious Outlier.'

'Suzy, I hate to break the news to you like this, but there's a good reason why your new boyfriend doesn't fit in amongst the townsfolk too well...Yes Suzy. He's a Notorious Outlier.'

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