Census Spotter Mugs

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Save Our Universe

Tiny Visions

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"They look like pickles."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Moon: Made in China

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

We come in pieces!

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"They're very time-sensitive."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'