Census Skeptic Pillows

Add a touch of irony to their home with pillows emblazoned with clever sayings for the census skeptic. Cozy, humorous, and conversation-starting, these pillows are perfect for their restful space.

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Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

Recycling bin for census questionnaires. mockup

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker." mockup

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

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'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.' mockup

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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'Last year we increased sales by 100%.' mockup

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

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"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..." mockup

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

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'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?' mockup

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

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"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"The president says it's a weather balloon." mockup

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

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'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.' mockup

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

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Coincidence or What?

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"You call yourselves a demographic?" mockup

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

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Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly. mockup

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

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'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.' mockup

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

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Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't. mockup

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

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"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?" mockup

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

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'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.' mockup

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

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"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."

"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things." mockup

"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."

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"Dad, this survey says too much study is bad for you..."

"Dad, this survey says too much study is bad for you..." mockup

"Dad, this survey says too much study is bad for you..."

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Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.' mockup

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

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"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

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