Censorship Watchdog Pillows

"Which anti-democracy newspaper would you recommend most?"

Trial by Media

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Press Freedom

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Trappist Monk Discord

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Twitter censorship

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Turkey, present day...

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Police Statetion

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"AI chat bot"

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"Psst! Hey, kids."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Free press.

Freedom of the Press

"The enemy of the people!"