Censorship Watchdog Gifts

"Which anti-democracy newspaper would you recommend most?"

Trial by Media

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Press Freedom

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Trappist Monk Discord

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Twitter censorship

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

Police Statetion

A Little Extra

Turkey, present day...

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"AI chat bot"

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"Psst! Hey, kids."

Free press.

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"The enemy of the people!"